Eiffel Tower

Anyone reading this made an "Eiffel Tower"? Yes? Then you are gay and don't know it. I'm sorry, but you are, and I'm here to tell you why. . . .Homo. You engaged in a sex act with another male. By that defintion it makes you gay. "But we're banging chicks, Bro!" I don't want to fucking hear it. If your penis, and another man's penis, were both exposed in the same room, getting sweaty, and pumping on the same chick, then that's gay. If you are banging a girl, raw (awesome), from behind, while she's blowing your buddy, that's gay. If you pump a man's wife while he's in there watching, that's gay. If you are naked, in a room, with a boner, and there's another dude in that room, clothed or otherwise, that's gay. You have a dude watching you pump and you have no qualms about it, there's some serious faggotry going on in your head. My dick is enough for one room, let alone one bitch. My question: Why two dudes? I feel that a threesome with two chicks is far more awesome than a threesome with two dudes. You could have two bitches blow you at the same time. Dick in one mouth, balls in the other. When that option is available, how could one possibly, even remotely, consider tag-teaming a bitch? I would rather concentrate my efforts on two bitches than two dudes. But you say, "Dude it's cool to high five your boy while you're boning!" Guess what Budday? You touched a dude during sex and that's gay. This is really quite simple, I can't believe this is even a topic of discussion. How can you get a boner with a naked fucking dude in the room? What the fuck? How can you focus on the chick when her lips are wrapped around your boy's cock? What happens if you switch? Sloppy seconds are all but assumed. . . . And I would hope that the consensus on double-penetration is that it's indisputably gay. I mean, you're fucking a half-pussy, half-dick for god's sake. You are using the friction from another man's penis to aid in the blowing of your load. I would assert that when any load you blow is male-assisted, that's really gay. I only drop "male-free loads". If you don't want to be gay, then you should too.


*I'm not saying I think there's anything wrong with being gay. If you want to fuck ass, that's awesome. Just don't deny who you are. People who sneak around are afraid of what others think and that means you're an insecure bitch. Don't be a bitch, be awesome.