Eric Stoltz better watch out

Every time I see a person with red hair, I get really angry. There's something about seeing a skinny, pale-faced redhead that just really pisses me off. They always have this stupid shit-eating smirk and I get an overwhelming urge to punch them repeatedly in the face. What the fuck are you so happy about? You get burned spending five minutes in the sun. You're like a vampire except you don't have all those awesome powers like superhuman strength and immortality. Eric Stoltz is a supreme example of a redheaded douche bag. He's such a shitfuck and he's always in cool movies, I don't understand it. The guy was in "Pulp Fiction" for god's sake! Eric Stoltz and Pulp Fucking Fiction! Bullshit! "Pulp Fiction" is too cool a movie for redheaded people! He was also in "Rules of Attraction" playing a professor who gets his dick sucked by one of his hot students.

Watching him writhe in ecstacy from the dick sucking he's receiving makes me feel like I'm in bizarro world. What kind of whoreface would suck Eric Stoltz's dick and swallow his redheaded load? I bet his load tasted like fucking Tabasco sauce going down her throat. You have stupid red hair, you're ugly, and you don't deserve to have your dick sucked by anyone. . . except a dude. You better pray you don't run into me, Eric Stoltz, because I WILL punch your smug jerkoff face. Belee dat.

FACE.