I like to sweep

I don't know why, but I do. Almost to the point of obsessive compulsion. I see dirt, I must sweep it ASAP. Cleanliness is next to godliness and being god would be cool. I mean, I have about as much chance as being god due to cleanliness as there is a chance there's a real one. I'm not going to debate theology with you. You can't reason with a sheep. And speaking of sheep, why is it always implied that people have sex with them? Is a sheep vagina very similar to a woman's vagina? Or is just because it's tighter than a cow or a horse's? I suppose a pig would be too feisty, but then again, any thing's possible. I saw a dude get fucked to death by a horse on the Internet. This dude took a horse cock the size of my arm and fist up his ass, to the hilt, causing internal bleeding and ultimately his demise. How embarrassing, but that's so fucking stupid his headstone should read:

Here lies Billy Wayne Willam Willams, Jr.

He got fucked to death by a horse.

Sick fuck.

And you could fit your whole arm in a cow's vagine. I can't imagine how that could be pleasurable, what with the lack of friction and all. Perhaps animal fucking is an opportunistic thing. That's how guys end up fucking each other in jail. You're sharing a cell with a dude serving a life sentence you best believe he's gonna try to get his pencil wet with you. There can't be a lot of bitches on a farm. I feel like they'd be hard to find anyway because you're sequestered by acres and acres of land. But since we're on the subject of animal sex, is a woman getting fucked by a dog worse than a guy fucking a sheep? For some reason I feel the dog one is more fucked up. It's probably out of male vanity because how could a dog possibly satisfy a woman? I know it's horrible that a man is raping a sheep, but come on. Those red rockets? In the clip I saw, Buddy knew he was about to get some ass. He hopped right up there and knew exactly where to put it. It's funny, as I type this, my dog is actually staring at me.

"Come here, boy! You want some peanut butter?"