Code of the piss

The Man's 'Code of the Piss': Thou shalt not engage in discourse with a stranger, whilst holding your dick, at the urinal. You look straight ahead in silence. This motherfucker today rolls up next to me while I'm pissing. He looks right at me and starts talking. A foot away from me. While holding his dick. I maintained my composure, keeping my gaze forward, at the wall. Once my piss was complete (it was impressively long), I shook, zipped, stepped back, waited for him to turn around, and punched him right in the face. Fuck. No one breaks the 'Code of the Piss' on my watch. Stay swoll.

It was right in the face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face. Face.

Fuck.