The Man

Nothing gets my dick harder than my job. I love the shit out of it. I see you before you see me. I creep where you least expect it. I love how you slam on your breaks when you see me cruising the streets. I love seeing the fear in your eyes when I pull you over. The sheer trepidation eminating from your body is palpable, and it makes my dick hard. So hard, I'm gonna have to stroke it. I think I'm going to sit in front of your house and rub one out real quick. Oh yeah, I'm thinking about you scared shitless inside your own home, wondering why I'm parked out front. Oooh, watching you peek through your shades is going to make me come. UNNNHHHHH YEEAAAHHHHH!!! I put my car in drive and bounce. I see a black person in a Mercedes. He's probably a criminal. I'm going to follow him. I ride him real hard. So hard I can see the whites of his eyes in the rearview. It's giving me a chub. You signal before you turn because you want to ensure you are in absolute compliance with the law. It doesn't matter. I bump my semi-erection with my elbow when I turn on the siren, causing it become a boner so strong, you could do chin-ups on it. Oh gawd, I have to get this nut before I ask for your license and registration. Oh yeah, thinking about you sitting in your car, scared stiff makes me even stiffer. Ahhh, I'm running your plates. Unnhh, it feels so good. I can put handcuffs on your anytime I want. I can put you in my backseat and make you sit there for two hours. . .UNNNHHHHH, YEAHHHH!!! I just came again. Your plates came up clean but I'm going to fuck with you anyway. Because I can. "License and registration, please." Your hand shakes as you hand me the requested items . I feel my cock twitching. "Thank you, sir. Just a moment." My computer says you have no priors or warrants so I have to let you go. Fucking nigger. I am angered by the computer turning up nothing, so I peel out looking for someone else. I find a nice spot around a curve under a bridge and turn on my radar gun. I fall asleep but am awakened by my radar telling me someone is going 90 in a 60. Feeling my cock straining against my pants, I floor it and turn on the sirens. Traffic parts for me, all of you motherfuckers praying I'm not after you. My cock is throbbing. I don't really know which car was speeding, so I look for a hot bitch. I see one driving a gray Honda Accord. Daddy's little slut. My dick is so hard you could hang a wet towel on it. I ask her if she knows why I pulled her over. She says because she was speeding. AHAHAHAHA, YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH! I didn't know you were speeding! I tell her she's looking at a big fine and points on her license. She asks if there's anything she can do. I tell her there is. Get on your knees and suck it. She drops down and I bust a nut on her face. I'm back on the road. The radio says all officers in the area are needed for backup. There was a robbery. Three spic fucks. I pull a u-turn across the highway and flip the siren. Gawd, the sound is so sexy. I'm switching lanes at a buck twenty when I see a car that doesn't resemble the suspects in anyway, but there are spic niggers in it, so I get right behind them. They run. UNNHHHHH YEEAHHH!!!!!!!!!! A chase! Oh yeah, I'm gonna drop a big 'ol load this time! Stupid spic niggers think you can run from me! I'm the fucking MAN! I call for backup and I feel my dick pushing up against my pants. I take it out and give it a few pumps while I wait for the monkeys to crash. . . . . .haha, there it is! I tuck my massive erection in my belt and chase after the slowest, a chubby little cuban with a white beater and jailhouse tattoos. I catch this little shitbag and tase him. His scream almost makes me come in my pants. I drop a knee on his head and handcuff him. "Yeah! You like that, you little spic piece of shit? You can't fuck with me, nigger!" I throw him in the backseat. "I'm Johnny Fucking Law, motherfucker!" My boys grabbed the other ones and we drop them off at the jail. To celebrate, we go to the projects and blow lines off a CD case. I get in the backseat and let my captain fuck me up the ass. "YEAH! How do you like getting fucked by The Man, boy!"