Conventional "man wisdom" states that before going out with a new chick, you should rub one out to "clean the pipes." The theory is if we drop a load beforehand, we'll be able to hold out longer if we fuck that night*. And when I was a young buck, this was sage advice. But now, as I age gracefully into my late-twenties, I no longer feel a need for such preemption. Now, I'm all for a good jerk session, don't get me wrong. I must get the poison out on a daily basis. But I'm older now, I have more control. There are no surprises here. It's just some pussy. My dick's been wet before. I got experience. I like to save my load for the girl now. If I clean my pipes, the volume is diminished. I'd much rather load up on some zinc**, and slap a girl with a big 'ol eight roper load on the first time out. It's really quite a compliment. I'm going out of my way to give you this huge load because nothing says, "I had a great time, we should do this again" like making a girl's teeth look like they're melting. Have a nice day and don't forget your towel.
*I understand now there is no such thing as premature ejaculation.
**Zinc gives you Peter North-sized loads.
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HAHA! The melting teeth effect
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