If you are a butter face here's some advice:

Just hit the gym and stop eating chips. Stop crying about how fat and ugly you are. You can't do anything about your face; it was god's will. . . But do not fear; as long as you are properly groomed, a man will let your busted ass horse face slide and fuck you if you have a great ass and legs. Let us fuck you from behind so we can't see your monstrosity. Now, all we have to do is focus on your ass and the arch of your back. If you are really ugly, we will pull your hair to prevent you from turning around and looking at us, as direct eye contact would cause a loss of our boners. As we near climax, try to scream a lot, and I would shut my eyes and think of a hotter girl, then pull out (knocking up an ugly girl would be devastating) and bust the load all over your face. I personally would blow an extra large load so the load could distort the unattractive contours of your rough mug, thus preserving the whole experience. Now go forth and sex, you ugly bitch.